gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part?
i can make a hat
So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
Because all men like watching sports, obviously, right? You just did what you hate men doing, putting generalizations on a whole gender.
i know i did
irritating, isn’t it?
sometimes i think about how Tumblr, despite its problems, has allowed me to broaden my horizons and become more socially conscious and empathetic and
it also gave me a gif of a dragon fucking a car so um
i don’t know where i was headed with this
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
Ravenclaws setting up special areas for autistic students that need a person to infodump on
Hufflepuffs providing autistic students with stim toys specially suited to each student
Slytherins who provide escort to autistic students who are overstimulated or disassociating that will protect them at all costs
Gryfendors helping shy autistic students get the adaptive equipment they need
Hogwarts’ allistic students protecting autistic students!